- you've ever uttered the phrase, “It's only a little baby pee.”
- going to the grocery store is the highlight of your day.
- you've wondered if it's appropriate to bring your baby to a bar.
- naptime isn't just for kids anymore.
- you can't remember what life was like when you were fully rested.
- experiencing the world outside of your house is like walking on the moon.
- you buy both Red Bull and Pampers in bulk.
- taking the dog for a walk seems like too much of a hassle.
- your major accomplishment for the day was taking a shower.
- the only thing in the entire world that you have ever imagined wanting is sleep.
- you find bits of baby poo stuck to your favorite shoes.
- tiny little smiles melt your heart in a big way.
- you've ever had to coordinate drinking a beer with feeding a child.
- at the end of a very difficult day, coos and smiles make it all better.
- you can change a diaper while asleep, literally.
- things like percentiles begin to make sense.
- you begin clipping, saving and actually using coupons.
- most of what comes out of your mouth is baby gibberish.
- you are constantly doing laundry. (I mean it, constantly.)
- you worry about things like rashes, allergy bumps and dry skin. (Gross.)
- your baby isn't the only one who is crying these days.
- you'd give your pinky toe for your baby to sleep through the night.
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